I was setted the fuck up yesterday and by my own daymn friend. I try to avoid drama at all means but this shit was dropped on me like that daymn robot. Here’s what happened:

Yesterday, around 1:30pm I was chatting online with my peep, Drrrrl on Yahoo! (Mistake #1). He was like “You been iggin’ ya friends lately, you need to come see me yo.” I had no problems with this cuz what he said was true. Since being with Tracy I’ve been focusing all my time on the relationship and letting my friendship drift. Anyway, I had to go run some erruns before I made the trip to his place.

So when I get there, whe’re shoot the breeze and shit, catching on on what we’ve been doing. I told him bout Tracy and he filled me in on him and his boy’s life. It was all good. After bout 15 minutes of me being there Drrrrl gets a call on his nextel,

“Yea, he’s here.” I’m all puzzled and shit cuz there was no one else in the apartment but me and him so I know he’s talking bout me. “That was yo friend…” Grinning ear to ear and shit.

Continue reading ‘True Life Stories : When Unnecessary Drama Happens’

Just some random shit swirlin’ round my misshapened dome before I can do a real post:

1. Was I the only one who thought Geo.rge Huff looked like one of those Dancin’ Sambo dolls last night?

2. I have the theme song from “the Greatest American Hero” stuck in my head and I don’t know the words.

3. I wanted to get a quick game of Pokemon last night (yea, I play pokemon, so the fuck what) wonder why I couldn’t?

4. I gotta take the in-step outta every pair K-Swiss I buy so they can fit comfortablely

5. Why does CInco de Mayo gotta be in the middle of the week? A nigga can’t get drunk on Wednesday and try to be at work on Thursday.

6. It’ time to buy some new socks and draws. Even my newest pair of socks are worn in and I just got them in January. Daymn Lear

7. Does anyone know an easy way to complete Cuban drug deal on GTA: Vice City? I can’t ride a dirt bike for shit.

8. Why do Chicago unions always stipulate that you gotta live within city limits? I ain’t trying to live in the city.

I guess I’ll do another post before I go home today, L8r

Don’t know why I even came in today… I’m tired over-worked, broke, and the middle finger on my right hand hurts like fuck. Like I smashed it or something, but I know that I didn’t.

I strolled into work all late and shit. I had Tracy over and we pretty much chilled out last night. It was so nice that I didnt want to get up and leave but we both had to go to work. So I let Tracy use my car even gave up a set of house keys. That’s something I’ve never done, be so trusting. This is a whole new arena for me and I’m worried outta my daymn mind. I need to calm the hell down. Shit is going good, everything will be okay

It seems that everytime I put my heart out on the line, people show their true colors and wild the fuck out. I say if you’re gonna be crazy and shit be crazy and shit from the get-go. Let a nigga know that u got some serve social issues or u bound to suddenly flip out for no reason. I had caught this countdown show on Comedy Central the other week where they were counting the 100 greatest comics and this one comic, Richard Jeni (he was in The Mask as the best friend) and he was spit some true knowledge. What if people were to disclose all their issues like it was a card game and shit. You get all ya shit out in the open, you know u messing with a reform hoe 2 weeks before a relapse or complete lunatic thats prone to stab a nigga. But don’t get me wrong. Everybody has issues, even me but my issues don’t result in restraining orders.

Everyone else was doing it, so why not…

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. You may ask me anything (leave your questions in the comments).
Then to go to your journal or weblog, and copy and paste this allowing others (including myself) to ask you anything. Please do a trackback ping (if you have trackback capabilities) so I’ll know that you copied it. (If you don’t have trackback capabilities, then don’t sweat it.)
Answers will be given in a follow-up post.
I’m definitely interested to see what kind of questions I get.

Here’s the 3 I left on Liz’s site:
1. What’s with the purple and gold? u need to accept some Philly-style luv in ya heart.
2. What’s your major?
*Weak-ass game in 3..2..1*
3. So how can a burh be down?

In observance of Earth Day I decided to do alittle recycling and recycle the same memes you’ve seen in other blogs over and over again. Here goes…

1. Your name spelled backwards. Ynot or Y-Not
2. Where were your parents born? Philadelphia Pennsylvania
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? porn
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? Cheesecake Factory
5. Last time you swam in a pool? Not Recently
6. Have you ever been in a school play? Nah… I did produce one though
7. How many kids do you want? Maybe one
8. Type of music you dislike most? Non-gospel Christian… the shit White folks listen to
9. Are you registered to vote? Yup
10. Do you have cable? Yup, cable Internet and cheater boxes
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nope
12. Ever prank call anybody? nope
13. Ever get a parking ticket? Nah… only moving violations
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? HELL NO
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? I’ve been to Hell b4… its not as bad as u would think
16. Do you have a garden? I have a lawn
17. What’s your favorite comic strip? The Boondocks & The Farside
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I know it, but u wont catch me singing it though
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower - night
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? Kill Bill volume 2
21. Favorite pizza topping? Ham and Pinapples are the shit
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Nah
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What does that mean
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No but have been in a fashion show
26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Thomas and we both had breakfast food at Bob Evans
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Quaker Oaks Granola Bars
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? November 2003
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never… have had homegrown grapes from my grandma’s backyard
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Several
32. Are you a good cook? I can burn
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? I have James, my driver do it
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? Nah but I might get the Magic Bullet
35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yup, Ponderosa… it smelled like vomit and steaks
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Magnums and Tylenol 3
38. Ever throw up in public? Yes… I was very drunk and with a bunch of Mexicans, daymn Keg stands
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Give me money, I already got love
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? hmmmm
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? Actually I have… but u can’t do it on a cell phone
42. Can exes be friends? Maybe… wouldnt know
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Can I count myself
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Yes and I’m mad bout it cuz I gots none now
45. What message is on your answering machine? “You’ve Reach *My Number*, Leave a Message & I’ll Get Back To You”
46. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? I watch MadTV
47. What was the name of your first pet? Max
48. What is in your purse? Dont have a purse but I do have a “Hoe-Bag”
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? *explicit*
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? That I’m able to see another day

Unconscious Mutterings

I say … and you think … ?
Virginia - DC
Soft - Weak
Carol - King
Vanity - Six
Feminist - Mother
Alias - Show
Coward - Lion
Beer - Hmmm
Chance - Gamble
Honest - Lie

Daily Dirt

Thursday, April 22, 2004
1. Favorite Movie? -Super Ninjas
2. Favorite TV Show? -Law & Order
3. Favorite Band/Singer? -Missy Elliott
4. Favorite Song? -Far Away by Kindred
5. Favorite Celebrity? -Mr. Marcus, I too aspire to fuck hoes for money

Band: Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott
Are you male or female: One Minute Man
How old are you: Old School Joint
Describe yourself: I’m Really Hot
How do some people feel about you: She’s A Bitch
How do you feel about yourself: Funky Fresh Dressed
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Stickin’ Chickens
Describe your views on significant others and crushes: So Addictive
Describe what you want: Toyz
Describe how you live: I’m Not Perfect
Describe how you love: Dog In Heat
Share a few words of wisdom: Get Ur Freak On

AIM Buddy: wassup man, ain’t seen u on lately
Tony: yea… been hiding out for a minute
AIM Buddy: how u been, what u been up to?
Tony: same shit, different hoes, u?
AIM Buddy: lol… knew u had hoes, hows the stable?
Tony: ask ya momma HAHAHA
AIM Buddy: /:-|
AIM Buddy: rumor is a nigga is married
Tony: aint married but I gots that special someone I aint lettin go of
AIM Buddy: awwwwww
Tony: off my nuts
AIM Buddy: u sounded irritate, wanna talk bout it
Tony: aint shit to talk bout, I’m not irritate just multi-tasking
AIM Buddy: u at work?
Tony: wwhen was the last time I was home at 3 in the afternoon
AIM Buddy: u are irritated, i’ll just hit u up later

I figured that since I’m pulling out some old shit in pre-celebration of my 5th year anniversary I should bring back my “100 List.” Now this isn’t the same list as b4 and by the time I’m done writing I’ll probably have either erased it, lost it, and had to start over 3 times. Anyway…

1. My middle name is Fez, I was named after a hat
2. I was born Muslim but raised Christian
3. My parents were never married and I have my mother’s last name
4. I’m the oldest of three children, all with different mothers
5. My first job was as a dishwasher at Ponderosa Steakhouse
6. I’m addicted to home improvement shows and Mountain Dew
7. I have 7 cavities and currently having them filled one by one
8. I’m a techno-junkie
9. I learned how to ride a two-wheel bike by my 5th birthday
10. I was extremely shy and withdrawn as a kid and still kinda shy
11. I’ve always wanted to learn how to play the piano
12. I miss living in Philadelphia
13. I’m right-handed but masturbate with the left
14. I was jumped and mugged in the third grade
15. My high school diploma was stolen by my mom’s 3rd husband
16. I spend most of my free time watching cartoons
17. I weighed 300 pounds my senior year of high school
18. I’ve changed my college major four times
19. I have little regrets in life
20. I’ve cussed out my boss and his supervisor and wasn’t fired
21. I’m petrified of spiders
22. I’m an avid comic book reader
23. I buy cds and dvds and don’t open them
24. I’ve worn the same necklace since I was 15
25. I really do have a hole in my head, it’s above my right ear
26. I was in love
27. I’m generally lazy and work at my own pace
28. I have no short term memory
29. My dick isn’t real big but I use it real well
30. I use a Mac at home and PCs at work
31. I’ve tried to give up red meat twice
32.I’ve been kicked out of my fraternity for voicing my beliefs
33. I can eat chicken 365 days a year
34. I can’t sleep naked or go out without a crisp pair of draws on
35. My alias use to be Raheem
36. My first cd was Craig Mack’s Flava In Ya Ear
37. I have no tolerance for bullshit
38. I have issues
39. I can’t read out loud
40. I’ve been ripped off on Ebay twice
41. I hate programming and most programming languages
42. I can’t sing or dance
43. I don’t like corn, peanut butter or pickles
44. My favorite drink is Red Passion Alize with Absolut and orange juice
45. I grew up in a small row house with 6 people and 2 big dogs
46. I’m registered to vote and I vote democrat
47. I have two tattoos on my right shoulder
48. I love the color black and blue
49. I like going to strip bars
50. I lost my virginity when I was 15
51. People don’t take me seriously
52. I lick my lips all the time
53. Lesbians do nothing for me
54. I suffer from caffeine withdrawal
55. I’ve videotaped myself having sex, twice
56. I’ve been shaving my head since I was 17
57. I was a high school athlete and a nerd
58. I have prolific dreams
59. I trim my body hair
60. I’ve pirated music, movies and software
61. I don’t do drugs
62. I can’t spell or use proper grammar
63. I like fleshy parts and shiny objects
64. The only bone I’ve ever broke was my skull
65. I enjoy the company of others
66. I haven’t been to a club in three years
67. I hope to never go to Atlanta
68. I enjoy peace and quiet
69. I’m not a fan of simultaneous oral-genital stimulation
70. I’ve never been west of the Mississippi River
71. I don’t like snow or cold weather
72. I don’t see a difference between arrogance and ignorance
73. I’m not photographic
74. I don’t like to be labeled
75. I use to own a Sega Master System
76. I don’t really like my job
77. I don’t like redundancy
78. The best porn is amateur porn
79. I don’t hate I celebrate
80. I don’t want to get married
81. I’ve only been in 2 serious relationships
82. I forget to cut my toenails
83. I talk about sex but dont talk about having sex
84. I’m a self-confessed geek
85. I eat roughly once a day
86. I’m trustworthy but not trusting
87. I use the phrase “My dick got hard” in reference to excitement
88. I urinate 25 times a day
89. I type more than I talk
90. My hobbies include sleeping, sleeping and sleeping
91. I have dreams about being rich
92. I prefer widescreen to fullscreen
93. I have sloppy handwriting
94. I contradict myself
95. my mustache and beard don’t connect
96. I use to have bacne
97. I got into a car accident the first time I drove on the street
98. I screen all phone calls
99. It took me 3 hours to write this
100. Regardless of what I’ve done in life I’ve always carried myself like a true man

Over the weekend I’ve realized that I’m coming up on my 5 year anniversary. Its almost like a landmark cuz a nigga has been blogging since b4 blogging was in style, kinda like how I was dark-skinned b4 thick dark-skinned niggas were in style. Anyway, in a early celabration of my 5 years I’ll put up all my old posts. So enjoy…

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I really couldn’t think out a better title for this entry. I figure the content would hopefully speak for itself.

Boston public television producer Henry Morgenthau III’s “The Negro and the American Promise,” featuring interviews with Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, and James Baldwin, made headlines in spring 1963. The program aired in a climate of racial conflict, just months after Alabama governor
George Wallace’s defiant support of “segregation forever,” and before the March on Washington.

Screen interviews from “The Negro and the American Promise,” produced by Boston public television station WGBH in 1963.

Dr. Kenneth Clark
Dr. Martin Luther King
Malcolm X
James Baldwin

Just some choice words my moms had about Omarosa. I won’t go into details about how despicable she acted on the show last night since everyone else will. But I will say that if she would have done anything remotely close to what she did to Kwame to me, I might have to OJ her. I hear she’s getting a talk show and I hope she bombs like Tempest.

On to other things, I’m pretty much dying to see Kill Bill vol.2 tonight. I should have bought the tickets in advance but I’m lazy and plus I’ve been working on my baby’s computer. It’s not a mac but Tracy shouldn’t have the typical pc/windoze problems. Thank God It’s Not Monday