I figured that since I’m pulling out some old shit in pre-celebration of my 5th year anniversary I should bring back my “100 List.” Now this isn’t the same list as b4 and by the time I’m done writing I’ll probably have either erased it, lost it, and had to start over 3 times. Anyway…

1. My middle name is Fez, I was named after a hat
2. I was born Muslim but raised Christian
3. My parents were never married and I have my mother’s last name
4. I’m the oldest of three children, all with different mothers
5. My first job was as a dishwasher at Ponderosa Steakhouse
6. I’m addicted to home improvement shows and Mountain Dew
7. I have 7 cavities and currently having them filled one by one
8. I’m a techno-junkie
9. I learned how to ride a two-wheel bike by my 5th birthday
10. I was extremely shy and withdrawn as a kid and still kinda shy
11. I’ve always wanted to learn how to play the piano
12. I miss living in Philadelphia
13. I’m right-handed but masturbate with the left
14. I was jumped and mugged in the third grade
15. My high school diploma was stolen by my mom’s 3rd husband
16. I spend most of my free time watching cartoons
17. I weighed 300 pounds my senior year of high school
18. I’ve changed my college major four times
19. I have little regrets in life
20. I’ve cussed out my boss and his supervisor and wasn’t fired
21. I’m petrified of spiders
22. I’m an avid comic book reader
23. I buy cds and dvds and don’t open them
24. I’ve worn the same necklace since I was 15
25. I really do have a hole in my head, it’s above my right ear
26. I was in love
27. I’m generally lazy and work at my own pace
28. I have no short term memory
29. My dick isn’t real big but I use it real well
30. I use a Mac at home and PCs at work
31. I’ve tried to give up red meat twice
32.I’ve been kicked out of my fraternity for voicing my beliefs
33. I can eat chicken 365 days a year
34. I can’t sleep naked or go out without a crisp pair of draws on
35. My alias use to be Raheem
36. My first cd was Craig Mack’s Flava In Ya Ear
37. I have no tolerance for bullshit
38. I have issues
39. I can’t read out loud
40. I’ve been ripped off on Ebay twice
41. I hate programming and most programming languages
42. I can’t sing or dance
43. I don’t like corn, peanut butter or pickles
44. My favorite drink is Red Passion Alize with Absolut and orange juice
45. I grew up in a small row house with 6 people and 2 big dogs
46. I’m registered to vote and I vote democrat
47. I have two tattoos on my right shoulder
48. I love the color black and blue
49. I like going to strip bars
50. I lost my virginity when I was 15
51. People don’t take me seriously
52. I lick my lips all the time
53. Lesbians do nothing for me
54. I suffer from caffeine withdrawal
55. I’ve videotaped myself having sex, twice
56. I’ve been shaving my head since I was 17
57. I was a high school athlete and a nerd
58. I have prolific dreams
59. I trim my body hair
60. I’ve pirated music, movies and software
61. I don’t do drugs
62. I can’t spell or use proper grammar
63. I like fleshy parts and shiny objects
64. The only bone I’ve ever broke was my skull
65. I enjoy the company of others
66. I haven’t been to a club in three years
67. I hope to never go to Atlanta
68. I enjoy peace and quiet
69. I’m not a fan of simultaneous oral-genital stimulation
70. I’ve never been west of the Mississippi River
71. I don’t like snow or cold weather
72. I don’t see a difference between arrogance and ignorance
73. I’m not photographic
74. I don’t like to be labeled
75. I use to own a Sega Master System
76. I don’t really like my job
77. I don’t like redundancy
78. The best porn is amateur porn
79. I don’t hate I celebrate
80. I don’t want to get married
81. I’ve only been in 2 serious relationships
82. I forget to cut my toenails
83. I talk about sex but dont talk about having sex
84. I’m a self-confessed geek
85. I eat roughly once a day
86. I’m trustworthy but not trusting
87. I use the phrase “My dick got hard” in reference to excitement
88. I urinate 25 times a day
89. I type more than I talk
90. My hobbies include sleeping, sleeping and sleeping
91. I have dreams about being rich
92. I prefer widescreen to fullscreen
93. I have sloppy handwriting
94. I contradict myself
95. my mustache and beard don’t connect
96. I use to have bacne
97. I got into a car accident the first time I drove on the street
98. I screen all phone calls
99. It took me 3 hours to write this
100. Regardless of what I’ve done in life I’ve always carried myself like a true man