In observance of Earth Day I decided to do alittle recycling and recycle the same memes you’ve seen in other blogs over and over again. Here goes…

1. Your name spelled backwards. Ynot or Y-Not
2. Where were your parents born? Philadelphia Pennsylvania
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? porn
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? Cheesecake Factory
5. Last time you swam in a pool? Not Recently
6. Have you ever been in a school play? Nah… I did produce one though
7. How many kids do you want? Maybe one
8. Type of music you dislike most? Non-gospel Christian… the shit White folks listen to
9. Are you registered to vote? Yup
10. Do you have cable? Yup, cable Internet and cheater boxes
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nope
12. Ever prank call anybody? nope
13. Ever get a parking ticket? Nah… only moving violations
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? HELL NO
15. Furthest place you ever traveled? I’ve been to Hell b4… its not as bad as u would think
16. Do you have a garden? I have a lawn
17. What’s your favorite comic strip? The Boondocks & The Farside
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I know it, but u wont catch me singing it though
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower - night
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? Kill Bill volume 2
21. Favorite pizza topping? Ham and Pinapples are the shit
22. Chips or popcorn? Chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Nah
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? What does that mean
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No but have been in a fashion show
26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Thomas and we both had breakfast food at Bob Evans
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Quaker Oaks Granola Bars
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? November 2003
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never… have had homegrown grapes from my grandma’s backyard
31. Have you ever won a trophy? Several
32. Are you a good cook? I can burn
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? I have James, my driver do it
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? Nah but I might get the Magic Bullet
35. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yup, Ponderosa… it smelled like vomit and steaks
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Magnums and Tylenol 3
38. Ever throw up in public? Yes… I was very drunk and with a bunch of Mexicans, daymn Keg stands
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Give me money, I already got love
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? hmmmm
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? Actually I have… but u can’t do it on a cell phone
42. Can exes be friends? Maybe… wouldnt know
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Can I count myself
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Yes and I’m mad bout it cuz I gots none now
45. What message is on your answering machine? “You’ve Reach *My Number*, Leave a Message & I’ll Get Back To You”
46. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? I watch MadTV
47. What was the name of your first pet? Max
48. What is in your purse? Dont have a purse but I do have a “Hoe-Bag”
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? *explicit*
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? That I’m able to see another day

Unconscious Mutterings

I say … and you think … ?
Virginia - DC
Soft - Weak
Carol - King
Vanity - Six
Feminist - Mother
Alias - Show
Coward - Lion
Beer - Hmmm
Chance - Gamble
Honest - Lie

Daily Dirt

Thursday, April 22, 2004
1. Favorite Movie? -Super Ninjas
2. Favorite TV Show? -Law & Order
3. Favorite Band/Singer? -Missy Elliott
4. Favorite Song? -Far Away by Kindred
5. Favorite Celebrity? -Mr. Marcus, I too aspire to fuck hoes for money

Band: Missy “Misdemeanor” Elliott
Are you male or female: One Minute Man
How old are you: Old School Joint
Describe yourself: I’m Really Hot
How do some people feel about you: She’s A Bitch
How do you feel about yourself: Funky Fresh Dressed
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend: Stickin’ Chickens
Describe your views on significant others and crushes: So Addictive
Describe what you want: Toyz
Describe how you live: I’m Not Perfect
Describe how you love: Dog In Heat
Share a few words of wisdom: Get Ur Freak On