Only had 4 hours of sleep Saturday night which I’ll explain why later and bout 5 hours last night which doesn’t need much of an explaination. But all I’mma say is that I very irritable, and feeling really evil right now. I guess the fact that my checking account balance is -$40 hasn’t put me in a good mood either, but as everyone has been saying: “You’re broke cuz u paid your bills, and that’s a good thing.”

Anyway, new pictures in the photo album

… but it is Friday. Just to let y’all know thatI’m not this bad/nasty/hoe-like anymore eventhough I did steal this from Lashundra.

(x) I Have Been Drunk
(x) I Have Smoked Pot (My brother is a bad influence, or so they say)
( ) I Have Done Cocaine
( ) I Have Done Other Drugs
(x) I Have Thrown Up In A Bar (Daymn Mexicans and daymn Keg-Stands)
( ) I Have Flashed Someone
(x) I Have Posed Nude (They’re still floating round the Internet)
(x) I Have Purchased Pornography (Recently gave all away)
(x) I Have Been Caught Masturbating
( ) I Have Pissed On Myself
(x) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(x) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I Have Made Out With A Stranger (Drunk at a party or club)
( ) I Have Gone On A Blind Date
(x) I Have Been In Love
(x) I Have Been Dumped
(x) I Have Had Sex
(x) I Have Had Anal Sex
(x) I Have Had Sex In Public
(x) I Have Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I Have Had Sex With A Co-Worker
(x) I Have Had Sex At The Office (Also in the restroom, boiler room & audio booth)
( ) I Have Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(x) I Have Had Sex At A Friend’s House During A Party (Getting head counts, right?)
( ) I Have Had Sex / Hooked Up With A Friend’s Sibling
( ) I Have Gotten Someone Drunk To Have Sex With Them
(x) I Have Had Sex With More Than 1 Person In The Same Week (See below)
(x) I Have Had A Threesome
( ) I Have Received Scars From My Sex Partner
( ) I Have Been Married
( ) I Have Been Divorced
( ) I Have Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
( ) I Have Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I Have Killed Someone
( ) I Have Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
(x) I Have Crashed A Friend’s/Mom’s Car (I blame Mcdonald’s supersized cups)
( ) I Have Shoplifted
(x) I Have Stolen Something From My Job (Mostly pens and notepads)
( ) I Have Been Fired
(x) I Have Been In A Fist Fight (Not since grade school)
(x) I Have Been Tied Up (Never been tied but have tied others up)
( ) I Have Been Arrested
(x) I Have Ridden In A Taxi
(x) I Have Lied To A Friend
(x) I Have Skipped School (Also from work, church or any major responsibility)
( ) I Have Had A Crush On A Teacher
( ) I Have Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
( ) I Have Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I Have Been To Japan
( ) I Have Been To Europe
( ) I Have Been Snowboarding
(x) I Have Eaten Sushi (It was dry and chewy)

I really don’t know I got to work today or anything that happened after 7:02 PM last night. Yesterday I had just got home and was debating bout lifting some weights since I haven’t since Sunday or getting some food. I obvisiously opted for the bigger gut than the bigger biceps and head to Wendy’s. This was roughly about 5:45pm CST. When I got back home I popped some Excedrin PM and ate my food. I’d say in less then 5 minutes I was feeling the “itis” hit me and with the combination of the Excedrin PM I was dazed like a muh fucka. Literally the room was spinning, I was stumbling around, in the background I here Sea.crest’s voice same something bout big bands and next thing I know its 12:30am, all my lights are on and the end credits of 3rd Rock is blasting outta my TV.

Needless to say I was resting when I woke up, but was still late to work. I’ve been trying to write an entry for last couple of days bout “the New Female” for my Blackground category and everytime I read over I feel like scraping it. Not that I’m being too critical but I don’t know if I wanna tkae my shit down that path. Maybe I should just post it let people decide…. NAH

And before I forget, in honor of Cinco de Mayo, if anyone wants to come and have a beer with me, just holla