I think I just done the gayest shit I’ve have ever done in my life. Last night, while picking up some nonessential things at Wal-Mart and I copped the entire first season of Wonder Woman. But that’s not the gay part, just the geek in me. As an avid comic-book reader I’ll watch just bout anything with comic book characters in except for the Doctor Strange movie from the 70’s. I’d would have to be high, drunk, and so bored that I would have to pick watching that over watching the monkeys fuck on Animal Planet. And then I might flip back and forth between that horrible movie and the monkey porn. But I digress.

The gay shit I caught myself doing was singing the daymn theme song. No, I’m not talking bout humming the tune, or even mouthing off the lyrics to myself, but full out loud singing. The shit was foul.

I was in the middle of getting ready to go out lastnight. Ken had had got an invite to some 50 Cent/Jay-Z party thing and asked if I wanted to come. When he called I had just got in from Wal-Mart and popped in the dvd to check in out. And as always, if my tv is on, I’m usually doing something else, wasting electrictiy. So I’m going bak anf forth from my bedroom to the living room, kitch and bathroom and my tv is steading going on. So as I’m washing my face, I hear the song and start humming and shit… saying the words and before I know I’m fucking singing the song. If I had not looked up into my mirror and caught myslef making a complete ass of myself I would have probably sang into the 2 verse and shit. I aleast I wasn’t dancing and no one saw me.

Anyway… I’ve finally got some sleep lastnight without being up all night in pain. Was kinda fucked up that the first night I get to sleep, I don’t get to sleep in since I had to be at work at 6am. But its all good, I can ween off the drugs and start my boozing again. Speaking of drugs, why is Walgreens on crack. I dropped my perscription off to them on Tuesday and Thursday morning they calling my house like a fucking bill collector and shit. Daymn automatic shit dialed my house 8 fucking times between 8-9am. Don’t they know that that’s my “roll-over, scratch my balls, and yawn time.” Fucking computers.