This was something I came across years back and it really peaked my interest. As much as I’m into comic books I’ve never really thought bout the black super hero was portrayed. Its a excellent site with some real insight. Check it out…

White people won’t let us have shit… I was working on getting some shit done on my site, getting the last of me bugs out and I turned on my tv. Guess I was watching “I Love the 90’s’ before I went to work cuz it was VH1. But as my tv is turning on I hear the audio and its Mary J. Blige’s Real Love and it aint Mary singing that shit. Its some crzed hippie-looking white chick. What the fuck is up with that???

… To leave well enough alone. If I’ve been using an oldass shit to run my site and been considering upgrade from B2 to Wordpress. Well if u think that I completely fucked everything up then u would be correct. Not only could I not get Wordpress to work , acutally I did I just fucked up my user table in SQL and spend the last 3 hors rewritign MySQL statements just to get back to square one. Thanks Jebus I just did a bck of everything including my SQL tables.

As Well as fixing my MySQL tables, I made some slight changes… added the time again and got a new category hack. Think I’ll be keeping B2 for a hot minute until I can get the kinks outta Wordpress. Gonna change up the banner of 30th Street Station too , maybe drop Boathouse Row on the splash page. Decisions, decisions

Kinda in a pissy mood right now… and I guess I need to cool the fuck off. Getting home at 4-5 in the morning is starting to affect my moods and I seem to be stuck on asshole. But I digress. Since I can’t bitch bout my job without wanted to cut somebody I’mma bitch bout other shit.

As I said before, I’ve been getting home around 4 in the morning and there’s seems to be nothing on except for informercials bout excersize machines, the Magic Bullet blender or Captain Planet. I’ve seen the Magic Bullet thing several and perky white girl tits can only make me watch it so many more times so I settle for Captain Planet.

If yu didn’t know Captain Planet is the brainchild of R.E. Turner aka Billionaire Ted and in its prime starred Whoopi Goldburg. But I can’t be so lucky and catch a good epidsode, I have to get a show with lame-ass “Lois Lane” Margot Kidder as Gaia. Instead of tackling environmental issues like global warning, whaling or depleting fossil fuels I get irreverant social crap like racism, culturalism and other ugh bullshit. Granted these are good things but I want my cartoon bout the environment to be about the fucking environment.

So after a week of watching this crap, I start to notice stupid shit:

1. Captain Planet’s hair is green, is it suppose to be grass of some shit, cut it looked like it was just mowed and shit. Also is it me (and probably is) but he has a fucking mullet. The bitch hs a mullet made outta fucking weeds. Now is yo eco-system was all fucking or you had some Exxon-Vildese type of shit would u want some nigga with a weed mullet coming to your rescue.

2. They need to get rid of the bitch from the Soviet Union/Russia/Eastern Europe. Get another muh fucka from a more stable country like Australia or some shit. Gotta change the bitches intro each season cuz they don’t know what to call her shit.

3. T’Challa (Black Panther) needs to roll up on Kwame and knock the shit outta him just on principle.

4. I just found out Matei, the lil’ girl from South American isnt a girl. Nuff Said!

Ken : they ought to ban ugly people from buying webcams
Tony : LOL
Ken : seriously, they need to put some kind of check in place at the stores that would prevent these people from being able to broadcast themselves…
Ken : some standards need to be set
Tony : LMAO
Tony : its true though
Tony : so who was the culprit this time
Ken : this ugly dude from houston….