Yea, I was being so lazy that I really didn’t feel like copying and pasting all the questions and back and forth. But I did anyway…

Thomas:
What really makes you horny?
Can’t say that I get horny, I prefer the term “Hard-Up”, probably cuz I’m kinda indifferent to getting sex. I learned that everytime that I want to have sex, I don’t get it and after awhile I stopped dwelling on it. Besides there’s always pornography.

How does it feel to be totally on your own?
I’m use to being on my own. Ever since moving out here and even living with my moms, I felt that it was just me. Since moms came and went as please, I rarely saw her and sepend days and sometimes weeks at the house alone.
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Tpussy, but the how is too fucking high on itself.

I finally got to sit down and check out shit thats been sitting on my DVR and watch the new FOX medical drama House. It’s not unlike ER, or CSI or even Medical Investigations but it adds to the foray is pretension. I’m sorry but I’ve spend more then my share of hospitals and the emergency room recently and if my doctor would have taken any tone other then false tooth grin and a bed side manner that would have made Mother Theresa jealous, this nigga would be suing like a muh fucka.

I get that he’s cripple, eccentric, bitter and a pill-popping’ drug fiend but it seems done. Overly done, passé and so not original. Then again it is FOX.

On a side note, where the fuck did Omar Epps’ neck go? DEEEEJJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Been debating whether or not to put an ad on this site this for a minute. Essentially I rationalized that I pay money for hosting and the domain so I wouldn’t have to deal with ads and pop-ups. Ads are why I don’t have a Blackplanet page or why I hated my original webpage back when I used Geocities back in 1999. But fuck all that, if I can return some type of revenue even in the smallest amount, I can get this site to pay for itself. I know that I’m selling out, but to quote Jay-Z; “This is America people” and in America its capitalism that rules. There’s profit, daughters and ass to be had.

Was chatting with Karsh earlier tonight, bout the bust down niggas on Men4Now and Adam4Adam (me included) and the bullshit they put on there. Now I’m not referring to fleshy pictures, cuz Lord knows I got my share of dick/ass pics on the Intarweb but a lot of the profiles are histerical. If a nigga ain’t posing in some modelesque shot (Check out my webcam pic), their ad has something so fucking ludicrous:

If we settle for bullshit and jackassery like this, no wonder nobody is happy in this lifestyle.

BTW… I’ll get to answering the questions from here, alittle later in the week so more people can ask whatever they want.

I in a lazy mood right now, I have dishes to wash, laundry to fold and put away and other miscellaneuos shit to accomplish. So here’s the deal, in my comments, post a question, as many as you want. Just keep it real and don’t say something thats gonna make me go upside your head. I promise that I’ll answer all questions truthfully.

Television and radio are truly in a sad state of affairs.

Courtesy of Associated Press

LOS ANGELES - Fox says it covered up the naked rear end of a cartoon character recently because of nervousness over what the Federal Communications Commission will find objectionable.

The latest example of TV network self-censorship because of FCC concerns came a few weeks ago during a rerun of a “Family Guy” cartoon. Fox electronically blurred a character’s posterior, even though the image was seen five years ago when the episode originally aired.

“We have to be checking and second-guessing ourselves now,” Fox entertainment president Gail Berman said Monday. “We have to protect our affiliates.”

Fox hadn’t gotten any complaints about the cartoon. But the move follows the FCC’s decision in October to fine 169 Fox stations $7,000 each for airing an episode of “Married By America” that showed people licking whipped cream from strippers’ bodies and a man in his underwear being spanked by strippers.

“It’s certainly confusing when you have to do something like that,” Berman said. “It’s just that we were trying to find our way and do what’s responsible.”

At PBS, executives said this weekend they will edit out a glimpse of a naked woman in a fictional account of a terrorist “dirty bomb” attack that will air next month after being shown first on HBO.

Fucking Republicans

This should be fairly brief, since there isn’t much more to me.

I never really came out and said it. My mom asked me question after question: Are you sure that you’re gay? Have you tried being with a girl? It’s okay that you’re gay? Essentially it was something I didn’t want to talk about, talking about sex in general with my parents aways creep me out. This time was no different; I stood in the doorway of her room and for 30 minutes, I didn’t say a thing the focused my attention to the floor. I coped out of coming out. Talking about sex with my dad with no easier. Around the time I was sixteen, we drove out to the Plateau in Fairmount Park. Essentially he wanted to talk about me always being angry and unapproachable. He essentially summed things up by offer to get my a prostitute to release some “stress & tension.” I never looked at him the same way after that.

College is where you learn to be an adult or did someone lie to me. The one thing I mostly learned from college was How To Fuck Up My Future. I always did okay in school, even though I never really applied myself. Unfortunately what I did apply for was credit: Visa, Discover and etcetera. Oddly enough my parents were waiting for me to come to them to learn about money (their own words) instead of showing work to spend and manage. The only way I survive now that I work a lot of work and make then I owe.

So am I still that shy kid from Philly, I honestly can not answer that. I start writing about myself four and half years ago to find out. Looking back I can see the changes that I’ve made as I grew and mature. But ultimately I figure its best for that kinda answer to be left on my eulogy for I’m not done living my life and see all that it has to offer.

I apologize if this seemed kinda rushed, but this was more of an undertaking than I was expecting. Maybe in time I will try this again with better results. Also I would to thank the who took the time and patience to read this.

Just some random shit thats been on my dome. I’mma get to my Part 3 at some point this weekend.

In the midst of writing Part 2 I kinda got the feeling that my site when from Real to Real Gay. I like to personally thank Derek for bringing the fag level up to level 5, and for fucking my half frat chapter. Thanks Boo.

Darius, I am not the Blog Police, blog however the fuck you want. All I’m saying is don’t add me to your mailing list, since you don’t post shit but every 2 weeks. All you do is bite my shit anyway, “wi-fi and cleaning your floors”, it kinda sounds like this

To the hating negro sending hate emails: So I’m a fag that likes to eat pussy. So what, get over it. I don’t have open mouth sores, and I’m clean (just got tested). Don’t be mad I do what I do better then you, so keep ya hatin’ bullshit to yourself.

And to my piece of shit Peon Neon, you’re half a tank from dumped in the lake.