1. I was gonna do a “Internet Word Of The Day” entry for donkey, but if you can’t follow context, then you’re just retarded. Plus I haven’t done a meme in a minute

2. iTunes Music Store will either get me evicted from my apartment or convicted because of their “Special Mixes” of hip-hop albums. Who the fuck wants to hear T.I.’s Urban Legend like the batteries was low on your cassette player? I guess it is hard to yell with the barrels in ya mouth.

3. I’ve heard four songs today that all sample Jay-Z. Four songs, two videos and five that contain Biggie lyrics.

4. I’m still in grossed within my Audiobooks and after 60 chapters, The DaVinci Code just got good. But is that really Mary Magdalene sitting next to Jesus on the Last Supper?

5. So I have a Not-So-Secret crush, as soon as I hit Menards I’ll have my rape kit and shit is on. J/K

6. Since I put my business about my crush out there, I’ve been getting all these offers for trim thrown my way. I really can’t fuck that many at one time, or can I? I smell Fuck/Rent Party!!

7. I was up on HERE and I found some of my old blogs including the shit I lost when I migrated to PinchPenny. So check out the newly added archives from August 2003 to December 2003.

8. I never had to chance to thank Sinro for his album recommendation, I listen to Little Brother and Madvillian all the fucking time. BTW, are you going to Wizard World Chicago in August?

9. I have Tiger, I love Tiger and Steve Jobs could so get it right now.

10. “I’m seeking a man who can understand the real me and get past the exteriors and look into my soul.” - All this was posted under a spread-eagle ass pic on Men4Now… porn and comedy, truly a winning combination.

11. Speaking of Men4now, it was number one keyphrase that returned my site this month, and last month, and the month before that. Interesting enough, it was only listed in a comment.

12. And before I go, DONGLE is not the same as DONKEY