Site Statistics for May 2005

I just check my stats for the month and found some really interesting stuff. First and foremost a big thanks to Bernard at Sex and the Second City for all the traffic, and Rod at Rod Online for coming a close second.

But the real stat I want to showcase is the number one keyword that return my site in a web search. With a whopping 6 percent of search returns for PhillyBred.com, a total of 122 different times I want to congratulate Pussy. If it wasn’t for pussy I know I wouldn’t be here providing this irreverent content. And without pussy I quite sure none of y’all would be looking up pussy on Google. So Thank you pussy for enriching our lives.

Spent the weekend doing what I do best - Absolutely Nothing.

Saturday I made my usually comic book store run, spent money I really didn’t have and out of sheer boredom I got up and saw Episode III by myself. By the time I got home it was around 7pm and I chilled with my two best friends: Vodka & Triple Sec. Some point around 1am I was in the mood for a bubble bath. So I headed to the neighborhood CVS and copped some Mr. Bubble, the shit was on point.

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Something is definitely wrong with Chris Claremont. If you don’t know who Claremont is, I apologize for that now. Claremont was the one who re-invented the X-men int he early 80’s. Created characters like Kitty Pride aka Shadowcat and co-master minded the Phoenix Saga. Essentially known for characterization and not story/plots, I guess I should had seen this coming.

Continue reading ‘It’s Officially: Claremont Has Lost His Mind’

Another Meme

Yea, its a meme and yea it’s cheating but it counts

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you’re told that you’re loved.
You’d like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future… one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You’ll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You’ll do anything for love, but you won’t fall for it easily.

Ain’t too sure about the last three and why are the colors so gay.

Video Entry #1


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The next one will definitely be smaller in size.

**Update** Link removed because like a smuck, I lost the file and didn’t make copies.

50 Posts in 50 Days

Well everybody is celebrating a blogavesary tis season and soon I’ll be no exception. I’ll be coming up on my 500th blog entry and on July 12th, 2005 is my official 5th year anniversary. Am I excited? Not really, but I’m imposing a challenge on myself to liven up my mood about it.

Essentially, I have approximately 50 days until the 12th of July and with this entry bing post number four hundred and fifty, I’m fifty posts away from 500 entries. Do y’all see where I’m going with this? Fifty entries on my irrelevance and bullshit in 50 days and maybe I’ll throw in some AV posts like I did in the winter of 2002. Enjoy…

Damn It: Top 10

I hoping to not get caught up in this meme, but EJ had to go drag me in, but its all good though. So here it is in no particular order, my 10 favortie things:

10. My iPod
9. 3+ day weekends
8. Pornography
7. A McChicken sandwich
6. A paycheck with no bills to pay
5. 12 hours of sleep
4. Good sex
3. God of War on PS2
2. New episodes of Family Guy
1. Joss Whedon writing Astonishing X-Men

Since I’m done I guess I should pass this on like VD, so now GraeEye and Tim need to get on it.

Nigga-locks Ain’t Cute

Can’t lie and say I didn’t hit ol’ boy up just for some ass (was seriously thinking bout the Crush and due to my destructive behavior I started trolling at work), but the conversation that ensued led to something that was quite funny. Well at leat to me it was funny. I changed dude’s ID since I am putting him on blast.

Continue reading ‘Nigga-locks Ain’t Cute’

And while I have not forgotten about the Manifesto, here’s a brief excerpt on the whole this Down-Low bullshit. And that’s pretty much what it is, bullshit.

Regardless of whether you’re straight, gay or bisexual and you are within a monogamous relationship, CHEATING IS WRONG. Doesn’t matter if your side piece is a dick, pussy or ass, DO NOT CHEAT. If your current situation is not working out have the common courtesy to say something to your partner/wife/husband and leave.

It’s really that simple, this is America people and the divorce rate is somewhere above 50%. A few more break ups won’t kill the country. But I can’t sit here and solely blame negros because the media really did instigate this down low issue and blew it out of proportion. Now the DL brothers are now responsible for high HIV statistics, cancer, female pattern baldness and drunk up all the red Kool-Aid. While I can’t the refute the numbers pumped out by the Center of Disease Control where one third of all gay black men are HIV positive, but I have a problem with constant villanizing the gay population. To spout a tired line, black people don’t see the doctor now, after chalking up gay black men as the new anti-Christ what makes people think that they’ll go for testing, counseling and follow ups. People should think before they start point fingers because soon or later those fingers will point back to themselves.

Did that last line sound like Jerry Springer’s Final Thought or what? On a semi-related note, I was somewhere, on some site reading comments which is what I do LURK, and I was sadden by the ignorance of one commentator. Their words exactly “These faggots need to stop killin’ and infecting the str8 females with HIV and go back to killing each other.” No, this wasn’t from GodHatesFag.com and I was upset because there’s a still a great deal of people who don’t know how this virus affects people. I have several close friends and associates who are LIVING with the virus, not out killing straight women or infect others. Being HIV positive is not a death sentence, I wish more people could see that.

E3 Coverage

Like my black ass was actually there… courtesy of Ya-Hoe! News.


Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo’s new game console, code named Revolution, is pictured in this undated publicity photograph. The console was displayed during a media briefing in Hollywood May 17, 2005. Due in 2006, the new console will be backward compatible with Nintendo GameCube and also will have downloadable access to 20 years of game titles originally released for other Nintendo game systems. The announcement came as gamers from around the world are in Los Angeles for the Electronics Entertainment Expo (E3.)


Gameboy Micro

Nintendo’s new handheld game console, Game Boy Micro, is displayed during a media briefing in Hollywood, May 17, 2005. The Game Boy Micro weighs 2.8 ounces and features a removable face plate so owners can customize the look of the device. The announcement came as gamers from around the world are in Los Angeles for the Electronics Entertainment Expo (E3). (Fred Prouser/Reuters)

Backwards compatiability is all good and what not, but I’m still saving up for one of these, but my mommy says if I behave she’ll get me one for Christmas.


Playstation Portable