Oh Hell Naw…


Mexico issued a series of stamps depicting a dark-skinned Jim Crow-era cartoon character More here.
First they called us lazy, now this brazen slap in the face. Ted over at BrothaCode sums it best. This shit has left me speechless.

The Story Of Corey Pt. 2

Read part one here.

December of 2001 was a pretty fucked up time for me. I was slowing breaking down, I was spending less time with Corey because I was too involved with pledging or I just need some “alone” time. Life at home was stressing, I was paying the utilities at home along with my own bills. My mom figured that forcing me to do so will make me go out and get a high paying job with no regard to the job market.

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Just Outta Place


I Want To Keep It, But Knew I Couldn’t
Somethings are just out of place and Saturday was no exception. I was coming back home from getting ice cream and up my old block where I saw something scuttle into the street. I slowed down and saw that it wasn’t some random trash or leaves but a black turtle. I stopped traffic and put the turtle in my backseat since I was only two blocks away from my apartment.

I knew from the get-go I could keep the turtle eventhough as a kid I’ve always wanted a pet turtle. But the tutle didn’t belong in a cage. In the few hours it spent crawling around my kitchen sink I wonder where he came from. I’m not that close to the lake for a turtle to crawl and it wasn’t a land turtle. Crawling into traffic, the turtle was just out of place.

On the sun had set and the air was cooler, I took the turtle in a old show box to this park in downtown Hammond. It was a nice size man-made pond/lake with fish so it habitable. I place him down in the grass and he scurried off into the water. I watched him get accustomed to his new home before he dove off into the murkiness. I knew I couldn’t have kept him, just like me he would have been out of place.

Taking Applications

Help Wanted

Seeking a new drinking buddy/road dawg to partake in the following activities: drinking, going to the movies, chilling in the cut, dinners out and occasional clubbing. A completely platonic/non-sexually relationship. Gender, race, sexual orientation, and social status are not important. Must like old-school Kung-fu movies, drinking games, and chatting. Non-smoker preferred but not necessary.

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Okay making I’m just speaking out of angry, but I’m really in a pissy mood and would really like to have some friends that are into the same things as me. But I guess having a friends that are polar opposistes is better then no friends. ::Sigh::


Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 60%
Greed: 40%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You’ll Go to Hell: 17%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.

Puh-leeze… like I wear underwear.


Your Birthdate: September 19
Your birth on the 19th day of the month adds a tone of independence and extra energy to your life path.

But at the same time, it poses a number of obstacles to overcome before you are able to be as independent as you would like. The number 1 energy suggests more executive ability and leadership qualities than your path may have indicated.

A birthday on the 19th of any month gives greater will power and self-confidence, and very often a rather original approach. However, a somewhat self-centered approach to life that may be in conflict with some of the other influences in your life.

This 1 energy may diminish your ability and desire to handle details, preferring instead to paint with a broad brush.

You are sensitive, but your feeling stay somewhat repressed.

You have a compelling manner that can be dominating in many situations.

You do not tend to follow convention or take advice very well.

Consequently, you tend to learn through experience; sometimes hard experiences.

The 19/1 is a loner number and you may experience feelings of being alone even if you are married.

You may take on a tendency to be nervous and angry.

The Story Of Corey Pt. 1

Sorry to boldly interrupt my little Meme Marathon as if anyone really care. I wanted to take this time to answer a question posed a few post back by the great EJ: “What was the best relationship you ever had? The worst?”

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10. The break room microwave reeks of the pungent smell of popcorn and ass.

9. My pens and safety glasses keep disappearing off my desk.

8. Working second shift has effectively killed my social life.

7. I can’t wear shorts to work, unless its the weekend.

6. Too many managers (too many cooks spoil the pot)

5. Fiiiiiiive Goooolden Riiiings!

4. The corporate firewall blocks all the good porn sites.

3. My office is a constant 55 degrees.

2. Everyday at work is a long day at work

1. I’m not rich thus having to work.

Taken from Photo Tuesday: Significant Other


My Wifey
I guess the point of this meme was to take a picture of you significant other, well I don’t have one. The only thing that come remotely close is… well my right hand aka “Da Bitch”

1. … got so drunk u woke up in an unfamiliar bed? I’ve gotten so drunk that my bed seem unfamiliar
2. … got so pissed that you almost strangled someone? Yes, never ever cross me.
3. … got so hungry you feel like eating your own flesh? Nah, I can stand to miss a meal or two
4. … got so addicted to something that got you in trouble? Yea, dick is a beautiful thing
5. … got so sick you feel like dying? Nah, but been in some major pain before