10. The break room microwave reeks of the pungent smell of popcorn and ass.

9. My pens and safety glasses keep disappearing off my desk.

8. Working second shift has effectively killed my social life.

7. I can’t wear shorts to work, unless its the weekend.

6. Too many managers (too many cooks spoil the pot)

5. Fiiiiiiive Goooolden Riiiings!

4. The corporate firewall blocks all the good porn sites.

3. My office is a constant 55 degrees.

2. Everyday at work is a long day at work

1. I’m not rich thus having to work.