1) How would you describe your sex role? Versatile
2) How old were you when you first had sex? 15 years old
3) Was it straight or gay sex? Straight, read it here
4) How long did it last? About 15-20 minutes
5) Do you remember his/her name? No, but I have a reason why
6) When was the last time you had sex? 5 hours ago
7) Where did you have sex at? My Place
When was the best time have sex, early morning, afternoon, or late night booty call? technically anytime, but I guess I’ll say late night, the grestest sleeping pill
9) What is the first thing you notice about someone you are attracted to? Eyes
10) Second thing? Personality
11) Third thing? Body
12) Have you ever participated in group sex (group being 4 or more)? Pleading the fifth
13) When was the last time you participated in group sex? ‘Fif Nigga!’
14) Which is better, being watched during sex or watching sex? Watched, I love to perform LOL
15) Have you ever double dipped? Yea but no further comments
16) Have you ever faked an orgasm? Actually I have, and I was on top but being 18yo my dick didn’t realize the concept of a “quickie” so I faked a nut so I could bounce
17) What is the wierdest sexual request someone has asked you to perform? Some dude ask for me to get him some crack so he could suck my dick and alternate hitting the pipe
18) Did you do it? Fuck No!
19) Have you ever had sex in public and where? A couple times in a car
20) What is your record number of orgasms in one day? Seven
21) Would you rather have great sex with an ugly guy/gal or ok sex with a hot guy/gal? As long as it’s not bad, does it matter
22) Would you ever tell a lie to have sex with someone? Nope
23) How would you rate your sex life on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the best? Few years ago an 8, now a 6
24) Do you know how many sexual partners you have had sex with? Yup
25) Finally did you think about having sex after taking this quiz? Nah…
Okay like my things in life, I’ve been seriously slacking. But you know what that is okay because I have the perfect way to reach my magic number of 500 but July 17th deadline… Memes. For this week alone I’m going to do as many memes as I possible can. Since I’m obvisious desparate for post that I’m willing to do such a lame ass gimmick, I’m also willing to answer any question posed in the comments on this post. Ask what you want just don’t get too ignorant.
2 parts Watermelon Pucker, 1 part Absolut, 1 part Triple Sec, shake with ice and pour into a glass to make a ‘Drunk Tony‘
Glass #2 at 10:52PM CST - Intermittently chatting online with Timothy and jumping up to dance when something hot was played.
Glass #3 at 11:15PM CST - My boy, Ken, had stopped by for a minute and I think I was yelling at him. Can’t remember if it was just to speak over the stereo or if I was just yelling at him.
Glass #4 at 12:09AM CST - Beat off to Booty Talk 50, twice before I passed out.
I’m a little touched in the head. Okay that’s an understatement. I was like that before the accident and afterward its only seem to intensify. I’m sure I’ve said plenty of times that I was painfully shy growing up. I was an only child until I was 8 and from then on had a shit load of responsibilities dump on me. I’m sure any mental growth between 8-14 was severely stunted. But don’t worry, I won’t be bleaching my skin or building a Never.land Ranch anytime soon. Being shy, quiet and introverted, I got into the habit of talking to myself mostly from taking on different roles as I played with my toys.
Yes, I talked to myself, I still do to this day. It’s not like I was full on conversations with myself. What happens is that I have a thought and for some reason I play out a scenario of talking about this thought with someone and within the span of seconds of having this thought I catch myself mouthing off the words of what I or the other person in the conversation may say. Something that started out from playing with my Lego blocks and Ninja Turtle figures may have directed me on a course to a psychosis. But I digress.
It’s cause for a celabration because I finally took a semi-clear picture with the camera on my T-Mobile Sidekick.
At The Job
Guess Who Just Made Johnnie Proud
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Michael Jackson’s Defensive Attorneys: Thomas Mesereau and ‘em
“We’re going to Neverland (Ranch)!”
This is SO on the list of bullshit… The Gold Collar Worker
“Gold collar” employees such as Whitehead tend to work in service industry jobs, from fast food to retail, or as security guards or office workers. They are an increasing economic force because of growth in the service sector, Pierpoint says. They are more often black (as is Whitehead) or Hispanic than white, and neither men nor women are in a rush to get married. They may be recent immigrants or children of immigrants. They do, however, spend money on name-brand items and have fully embraced popular culture and its notion of celebrity status.
I won’t lie, I myself have fallen prey to commercialism and done somethings similar to what was stated in the article but I’ve never said bullshit like this.
On designer clothes, he says: “I do wear Sean John like everybody else. A whole lot of my friends wear his clothes. It’s kind of expensive, but we don’t buy everything. It’s classy, I guess.”
On fancy cars: “Anything left over is mostly for my car. I’ve got rims, a muffler. I tuned up the lights and sound system.”
And to some, this may not seem like a problem.
Just wanted to drop a quick note of wisdom before I unveil my entry on irrelevance.
Essentially there are 3 people who you should be honest with no matter what. The first is God because one He knows all and has been known to smite a muh fucka. Whatever your relationship with God is, make sure that you are true to Him. Second person to be honest with is your doctor. His/her job is to help you, and if letting him/her know that you’re a crack whore known to take a dick and the pipe at the same time, it may beneficial to you. And the third person you need to honest is probably the hardest. I’m not sure why people have problems with being honest to themselves. Even if you believe you look good you might look like shit to someone else.
Like the new Banner? Props to World On The Web or The Greater Philadelphia Flim Office, I can’t remember which. Anyway it was time for a change, new name and new look. It is the summer right? Tried some color changes and some other things but I suppose this is alright. Holla if you like it.
So Monday was the big day of the Apple World Wide Developers Conference (WWDC) and geeks and nerds alike are all riled up and prepping for what could be the annoucement of a notebook with a G5 processor. Well Mr. Jobs dropped a bombshell and as said on Slashdot:
I felt something, a disturbance in the network, as if a million mac zealots cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced.
In 2006, Apple is changing the archieture of the macintosh to utilize Intel chips. Personal I think its a good idea, why? Becasue for starters there was no way in hell Apple was going ot be able to fit a G5 into a powerbook or ibook without singeing the hair off somebody’s nuts. So kudos to Apple for thinking progressively.
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