One more day of this early morning shit and I be sa free nigga until next Monday. As a Thanksgiving stable, I’m going to go over my mom’s in West Bumblefuck Indiana, gorge on tryptophan and sit through the 15 hour torture that is JRR Tolken’s Lord of the Ring Trilogy. I talked to my mom last Friday and I knew I was doomed:
Mom: So what movies are you bringing Thursday?
Me: I just got Batman Begins and Unleashed…
Mom: Oh you got the Batman movie, cool.
Me: Yea, I rented Crash the other week but it sat on my table until I took it back.
Mom: Really? Crash was really good, it had me on the edge of the bed when I saw it… [goes on about Crash] I got that Thai boxing movie where the guy was elbowing dudes left and right
Me: I got that too
Mom: So just bring something good, even though you know what we’re watch… LoTR.
Now I see that being a geek is an inherited trait. With my mom being a fantasy/sci-fi geek and my dad exposing my to comic books I’m surprised I get laid.
I’ve about had it at work today and its only 12 noon. Maybe I’m just irritated because all this morning I had everybody repeating the same information to me, over and over again. Here’s an example: Blonde from HR comes and tells me that the employee time clock hasn’t been working since Monday (and it’s Thursday). So I go and check it out and as I walk across the plant to the clock 2 more people process to they me the samething.
Maybe it’s redundancy that pisses me off but as I’m standing there looking over the clock anther person walks up to me and says “You know it don’t work.” I thought to myself, “Nah nigga, it’s you who don’t work since you felt the need to walk over here to spout some bullshit.” Anyway, I head back to my office to go through our iseries/AS400 and see if there’s a communication error. As the one of the HR reps shows me how she accesses the time clock system (You know everyone thinks that IT guys know every miniscule aspect of your job or that we care.) and like clockwork, the busta that I’m training comes in the office and says “Hey Tony, you know the timeclocks are working?”
There’s definitely some communications issues happening here, but hey… it could me worse.
Courtesy of Bobby Ologun @ Excite via little. yellow. different
I think I’m about a cheeseburger away from blowing up and looking like the Blob. Since high school I’ve been walking this very fine line between average size and fat and now I’m just fat. Yes, there is some muscle definition, especially in my shoulders and a little in my chest. If you didn’t know people will treat you different if you look good, have a svelte body and a nice face and I guess I’m tired of looking from under the bell glass, its about time that I start going back to the gym.
I have a few choices in terms of facilities; Bally Total Fitness, World Gym, Purdue Calumet Fitness Center and Quads Gym. Overall Quads Gym seems to have the most promise, and since I’ve been to all the other other gyms list. Bally is too expensive and too corporate. I rather work out for me and not The Man. World Gym is cool mostly for being open 24 hours during the week but its contract only and you make payments via a payment book, like a car note. And the gym at school is okay and for $18 a semester seems really great but I get this overwhelming sense of dread going there. Maybe its the dim lights or the large amount of geriatric patrons and the liver spotted dangles in the locker room. So today after work, I’m going to go check out Quads.
After working the last 2 weeks straight, I’m so fucking tired. So the only thing I plan on doing is sitting around in my draws, finishing X-Men Legends 2 and beating off to various porn flicks. I will be on chill mode for real.
My blog is worth $9,597.18.
How much is your blog worth?
I wonder if I can use any of that to pay my rent.
See how many times I trip over my tongue…
Podcast Video [5:32m]: Not only do I get my DVR today, but I have a valid excuse to bounce from work early. I’m so happy. The past week flew by so fast that it was already Friday by the time I was putting on my Wednesday draws. But here’s a quick recap of the shit I had planned to do this week versus the shit I actually did (which is in bold):
Taken from Ain’t It Cool News
Thomas Haden Church (Sideways) as Spider-Man Foe ‘Sandman‘
Well I finally did it. I finish paying off that that high ass cable from that was the result of the robbery and the stolen cable box/DVR. So last night I gave a quick call to my provider Wide Open West (WOW Cable), upped my Internet speed to 6Mbps and ordered another DVR box which should be here by Monday afternoon. I feel so happy… I could almost cry.
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