I’m sitting here this Sunday and about ready to say ‘Buh-bye’ to the world of Yahoo! messenger. The lack of macintosh support has completely alienated not only myself but my entire market share.

If by chance Apple decides to intergrated Yahoo! Messenger into iChat AV as they did with AOL Intstant Messenger then maybe you’ll see my online the yodel-named client but until something worth a damn happens for the mac, Yahoo! can lick the underside of my shaft.

Even though Spider-man 3 will feature Spidey in a black costume, it would you so much cooler if it had a giant white spider emblem on it.

It’s Monday, again and I’m sitting here at work waiting for this caffeine from my lovely cup of French Vanilla bring me back from another night of not sleep. The things I put myself through for no apparent reason. Anyway as I was up all night watching HBO, I finally added and somewhat organized all my Frat pictures in Flickr. Go ahead and check them out here or directly at the source.

I had major problems editing this podcast eventhough I had borrowed a DV cam from work. Since I didn’t have any firewire cables or tapes my only viable option was to use a memory stick which means muxed audio. And when I try to edited the video, there’s no audio track. So here’s the post, clear as hell but completely uncut.

 

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I could have swore I just left here. Oh wait… I did. I left work roughly around 1am Thursday night/Friday morning and I’m back here at 5:30am. I got absolutely no sleep and this coffee is making me real edgy.

It’s been a really long time since I’ve updated my 101 in 1001, but here’s the rundown.

16. Spend a weekend in a hotel. - 12/19/2005 my Atl trip.

41. Cook all my meals for a week. - 2/5/2006 while I’m sure I’ve done this before this week, my attempt to give up Sickie-Deez just cemented it.

57. Get hired full time, somewhere. - 2/1/2006 I’ve been keeping this underwraps but I officially went from job to career a few weeks ago.

58. Go to Wizard World Chicago. - 8/5/2006 I went by myself and had fun. I got some books signed, met Sinro, saw Margot Kidder and pro-wrestling greats Mick Foley & Virgil *who can incidently service himself*

78. Change the address on my license and get new checks. - 2/3/2006 I did this right before I plan on moving.

Marvel’s Nextwave

When NEXTWAVE discovers that H.A.T.E. and Beyond are terrorist cells themselves and that the BWMDs were intended to kill them, they are less than pleased. In fact, they are rather angry.

So they make things explode. Lots of things. Starring Monica Rambeau (formerly Captain Marvel and Photon), Aaron Stack (Machine Man), Tabitha Smith (X-Force’s Meltdown), monster-hunter Elsa Bloodstone and The Captain! Guest-starring Fin Fang Foom!!! If you like anything, you will LOVE NEXTWAVE!!! BOOM!!

If your company happens to throw a little get together or outing and there also happens to be an open bar, please pace yourself. If you know that you can’t handle you liqour maybe you stick to sipping on some Sprite.

Yesterday, my plant manager took all the salaried employees to go play Whirlyball (think lacrosse but with bumper carts), there was an open bar, buffet and Laser-Tron. Did I mention that it was on company time so everyone was on the clock? Fun was had by all, until the bus ride home. One of the new hires was cussing out the plant manager saying “I’mma light ya big-headed monkey ass on fire! Y’all don’t know me, I’m the south side!” Also one of the lady’s from Accounting got talked into doing Lemon Drops, and she’s a lightweight when it comes to drinking so needless to say she was puking the entire trip back from 1800 Fullerton to Hammond.

Don’t hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try
Close your eyes, picture me rollin,
sixes, money foldin
Bitches honeys that swollen
the riches, nas get in ya
most critically acclaimed pulitzer prize winner
best storyteller thug narrator my style’s greater
model dater, big threat to a lot of you haters
Commentators ring side try watchin my paper
almost a decade quite impressive
most of the best is in the essence
for this rap shit that I stand for
expanding more to the big screen
bill gates dreams
but it seems youd rather see me in jail
with state dreams
want me off the scene fast
but good things last
like your favorite m.c. still makin’ some mean cash
first rapper to bring a platinum plaque
back to the projects
but you still wanna hate, be my guest
I suggest

YOU CAN HATE ME NOW

Sickie-Deez

- (noun). 1. Any type of fast food restaurant where all meals revolve around greasy, deep-fried or fatty entree. 2. A combination meal from any fast food restaurant like McDonald’s, Wendy’s, White Castle, Burger King, Swoop’s, Jack In The Box, Sonic and etc. 3. McDonald’s

Examples:
1. -”Did you know that they stop selling Supersized fries at McDonald’s?”
- “Yeah, some fat fuck sued the company claiming he got fat off of some Sickie-Deez.”