If your company happens to throw a little get together or outing and there also happens to be an open bar, please pace yourself. If you know that you can’t handle you liqour maybe you stick to sipping on some Sprite.

Yesterday, my plant manager took all the salaried employees to go play Whirlyball (think lacrosse but with bumper carts), there was an open bar, buffet and Laser-Tron. Did I mention that it was on company time so everyone was on the clock? Fun was had by all, until the bus ride home. One of the new hires was cussing out the plant manager saying “I’mma light ya big-headed monkey ass on fire! Y’all don’t know me, I’m the south side!” Also one of the lady’s from Accounting got talked into doing Lemon Drops, and she’s a lightweight when it comes to drinking so needless to say she was puking the entire trip back from 1800 Fullerton to Hammond.