I’ll be so fucking glad when I get away from these people because they’re driving me to drink. So the girl who lives in the apartment below me, Statistic, is pregnant and there’s a good chance that I’ve probably heard the little bastard being conceived. Correction, I know I have, but I digress. So now that Statistic is with Seeds & Stems child, my landlord is letting her get away with a bunch of bullshit thats completely irritating me. My landlord has been making this big-ass fuss about non-tenants parking in the lot since its only holds about 4-5 cars and there are 7 apartments. He even got ballsy and put up a sign.

I’ve never had to worry about parking since I’m usually the first tenant in during the evening and first out in the morning, So I don’t have to compete for a spot. But for the other tenants its a different story especially when Statistic has her child’s Future Dead-Beat over. 30 more days and I’m out like a burnt light bulb.